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"Ubi allium, ibi Roma" - Anonymous

🧄 Welcome to the healthiest ecosystem in Avax, featuring a unique and innovative series of tokenomics, with the intention of relating the magical growth of everyone's favorite vegetable, Garlic, with the power of decentralized finance.

You may not like it, but this is what peak testosterone looks like.

🧠 Garlic is a super intelligent, alien species that produces asexually by replicating itself. Unlike your father, Garlic doesn't need viagra, he's always like this... Even when he's all by himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEURntrQOg

• 👨‍🌾Our Garlic is 100% organic, and our farms are organized to operate as a three-pronged decentralized vessel.

• 🪙 Our first prong, $CLOVE, is an ERC20-based coin with reflecting mechanics that give it a 3% mint on every buy or sell. 🤔 This means, if you buy 100 $CLOVE, 3 $CLOVE will be minted and distributed evenly to all $CLOVE holders with the exception of the $CLOVE/ETH LP pool. 😲 While $CLOVE will mint indefinitely, it will always retain its original value; the only implication is that its value will continue to rise with more and more transactions.

• 2️⃣ $BULB is the second prong. $BULB can be obtained either by staking your $CLOVE inside the Farm, or by market buying it off of a Dex. $BULB also mint's infinitely, relative to how many $CLOVEs enter and leave in the FARM. Our developers burned 96% of the initial $CLOVE/ETH LP inside of the Farm forever, securing our investors a baseline of vegetation for our ecosystem to flourish in.

• 🧄 Finally, and most excitingly, we have our front-runner, and final prong, $GARLIC. $GARLIC behaves a bit more traditionally in terms of Defi tokens, essentially $GARLIC performs as an inverted staking pool that rewards $CLOVE on every transaction. 🤝 To be precise, $GARLIC's exact tokenomics are: 3% to the Farmers, 3% to $GARLIC/ETH liquidity, and 3% $CLOVE rewards, proportionate to your $GARLIC holdings.

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